the green green grass series 2

Episode 1 - Testing Times

Eager to increase his yearly crop yield, Boycie uses some artificial fertilizer. Unfortunately for him, his next-door neighbour Llewellyn sees this and calls the European Union, who immediately come to inspect Boycie’s farm. Boycie panics, thinking that he will be sent to prison, and country bumpkins Elgin, Bryan and Jed add to his worries then they give him a sleeping potion that leads to some abnormal hair loss.

Episode 2 - Here’s to You, Mrs Boyce

Tyler’s student tutor comes to the family home to help with his revision, but its Marlene his attention is fixed on. When the tutor makes a pass and kisses Marlene, Boycie walks in and mistakes the kiss for an epileptic fit. Boycie attempts to revive the tutor with mouth-to-mouth – which results in the tutor’s attention turning towards him instead!

Episode 3 - Bothered and Bewildered

Mrs Cakeworthy is given the chop when Boycie decides that it’s time to sack one of his lazy staff members. As soon as she leaves, strange things start to happen, leading Elgin, Bryan and Jed to believe that Mrs Cakeworthy has put a curse on Winterdown farm. Ultimately it is Marlene who has been scaring Boycie – she is desperate for Mrs Cakeworthy’s return.

Episode 4 - Mother Earth

Marlene is inspired to set up her own massage and beauty parlour at Winterdown farm, using Boycie as her first guinea pig. She manages to semi-paralyse him during one of her unique massages. Tyler’s girlfriend Beth is becoming a more frequent visitor to the farm, but it doesn’t help matters when she sees Boycie totally naked in the living room either!

Episode 5 - Schoolboy French

Mystery surrounds the imminent arrival of Tyler’s French exchange student Lawrence. All the ladies of the manor are eager to see the handsome Frenchman, until it transpires that Lawrence is actually a girl and so it is the mens’ turn to get excited. She attempts to seduce both Tyler and Boycie, so Marlene sends her packing. Tyler apologises to Beth with a marriage proposal, and she agrees. Troubles arise when Beth realises the ring he gave her was a tacky fake that Marlene had got off a bloke back in sixties – could that man have been Del Boy?!

Episode 6 - More Questions Than Answers

Mad next-door neighbour Llewellyn returns, challenging Boycie to a pub quiz whereby the loser will have to pay the winner a large sum of money, thanks to Elgin’s constant bargaining on behalf of master Boyce. Young Tyler answers all the second round questions correctly, so it looks as though Winterdown Farm is set to have a richer future…

Episode 7 - Brothers and Sisters

Boycie is angry when Marlene secretly invites her sister to stay at the farm – he reminds his wife that they are on the run from the Driscoll brothers who want to shoot him in the head. It turns out that Marlene’s sister was followed by the gangsters, who are prepared to let Boycie live if he lets them hide something on his open fields. Later, Earl the dog digs up the ground to reveal the ‘thing’ that is buried.
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